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celebutantes... why? why are there celebutantes? what the fuck has paris hilton done for this country? or for entertainment? not a damn thing, man. and that pisses me off. she's relatively pretty and rich, so everyone wants to take a picture of her, but why the fuck is she famous? those two reasons are why she's famous? i mean, isn't something wrong with that? it's fucking craziness.

now she's coming out with an album, and everyone's up in arms wondering if it'll be worse than kevin federline's new album. there's another complete fucking tool, kevin federline. he's also famous for absolutely nothing, except he's famous for even less since he wasn't rich until he hooked his claws into britney spears. nor is he even remotely good looking. he's total circus trash. he's from california yet he speaks with a southern drawl (which is 100% fake, i'm sure he talks like that because the south is a huge influence on hip-hop and rap right now, in other words it'sa cool to be southern. and i'm sorry if anyone from the south is reading this right now, but southern accents piss me off too. hehe, i'll definitely be hearing about that later).

has anyone heard k-fed's first "single" off his upcoming album? it's called "popozao" and if you haven't heard it or seen the video of this fuckhead groovin' to his own song, you totally have to google it. it's too ridiculous not to. apparently the story goes that the song leaked onto the internet, then the radio, and DJs and listeners alike slammed it. hard. eventually k-fed releases a statement that the song was really a joke, and he punk'd everyone. he was gonna release that as a joke so that when he actually released his real songs (in which he's rapping... yes, rapping) we would all be blown away. uh yeah... okay. if you didn't already think this guy was a talentless mooching retard, well, there you have it.

whatever happened to the rule that you become famous for having a talent of some sort? you know, you  entertain people by way of your musical talent, acting abilities, or... ugh... sports. i just don't understand what happened here. is it strictly an american epidemic? can you truly buy fame nowadays? all you have to do is get onto a reality show, where you just doing what you do everyday, and the next thing you know you're signing a book deal? that's insane...!

i dunno, i could just be ranting and being an asshole, not that i care much about that, but i just don't feel as if this is right. i mean, am i alone on this?

anyways, it's almost 4 am and i have work at 11:30 this morning. it's only 'til 2 pm, so thats straight, i guess. i've been late to work so many times already that, even though the staff is cool, i'm sure that i haven't won too many friends. the other day i was coming in, trying to make conversation with the one person there that's my age. i was merely attempting small talk with this guy, i'm not attracted to him or anything, just talking. i park in the pub parking lot, at least the "top" parking lot thats atop a hill, kind of above the pub lot. i park in the far corner and the original reason is because of my asthma, i sometimes have to lug around my nebulizer if my breathing's real bad, but anyhow i had seen this guy walking from next door, whereas employee parking is the opposite way, a block away. so i asked him where he parked, and he said something like "Not where you park, I'd get suspended. You're not supposed to park there, you know, you'll get in trouble." so i just replied "i don't think i'll get suspended, dude." he says "why, because your dad owns the place? that's not fair." and like ever since then, and this was like a week ago, i've been pissed off about it. i dunno, no, it's not fair, but life isn't fair and i've worked for a family owned restaurant before in manchester, and the kids got away with muder, but that's just how it is. and i accepted that because i understood it. i'm still mad about it. i guess it's just the fact that he said something like that. whatever.

man i wrote a fucking novel.  -zoe